What Would I Do Without Corrie?

I love Coronation Street. I sadly demonstrated my undying affection for the UK soap during our 3.5 years without regular television by following the ITV online updates religiously. I've gotten so used to voicing the show in my head while reading the recaps that I can't watch the show on television now because I've already "seen" all the episodes being shown in Canada and no one sounds the way I think they should. :) Those of you who love the soap as much as I do will understand why the following spoiler made me snort coffee through my nose!

POSSIBLE SPOILER (BTW, who knew the actress playing Betty is 87!? Wow!)

The very last sentence is the money maker..