Hi.

Welcome to my place.

I write about about being a 40-something mum of five wonderfully exasperating children, attachment parenting, my adventures in the kitchen, and whatever else comes to mind. 

-Melissa.

It's Not The Size Of The Balls -- It's What You Do With Them

Overheard at bedtime:

#1: "My penis is bigger than your penis!"

#2: [pauses to mull this over] "So? My balls are bigger than yours."

There are clearly too many Y chromosones in my household.

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Waiting Sucks